Did you know that the dog sniffing your crotch in an overly friendly manner may in fact be fighting cancer and not just molesting you.
It is true.
And did you know that one day if you are trapped in the rubble of an earthquake you may find your salvation at the paws of a cyborg rat.
Again it is true.
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and Another
and yet Another!
I can’t tell you how long before some pervert uses this technology to create www.robo-rat-up-skirt.com, but I can tell you how all of those videos will end. “AHHHH! A rat!” Giant foot comes into frame, and [ZZZZKKKRT!]
And then there are cats that can perform acupuncture to help clear up acne.
Nah, just messing with you.
Eva and I read Barefoot Books Every Night!
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