Optimus Prime can crush the heads of the inferior yet egomaniacally named Bruticus Maximus.

You may be made of five separate Decepticons but you cannot defeat me and my opposable thumbs.

I found Barricade of the combiner team Combaticons today at Wal-Mart, one of the last Transformers Energon characters I could find in the store. Good thing too because he completes the set of Combaticons I foudn for $1.73 each. I thought that Bruticus Maxiums (The combined form of the combaticons) would be a match for Optimus Prime, however he is a little short and doesn’t have hands. Rather he has weapons for hands. Fine for combat but he can’t pick anything up or hold anything. Prime is so much more superior with his articulated fingers and opposable thumbs.

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  1. Mo says:

    So let me get this straight…you won’t invest in movies because you are “saving” for the wedding…but you’ll spend a gazillion dollars on transformers? Are they acting as a part of the wedding…like as centerpieces…or groomsmen??

  2. Allison says:

    Get ’em Mo, get ’em! ;-)

  3. Drew says:

    Yes, let me show you to my vault of gazinllion dollar transformers. There are Gazillions of them I tell you, Gazillions!!!

    Anyway, I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of Optimus Prime at the wedding.

  4. Mo says:

    I swear to God…if one transformer shows up as a ringbearer…we will be in a fight. Now…who is catering…will there be French Onion Soup…or possibly…DONUTS? ;)

  5. Mo says:

    And throw me a bone…how’s about putting up my store site for some fun under the book site’s…I AM a professional book seller afterall…I may start boycotting the blog…

  6. Drew says:

    Get me the address. I may post it. I may even write a post about it and then post it. I should delete your prior comment. Now I should expect a new post that I will really love within the next day or so.

  7. mo says:

    According to the prophecy…you shall. And don’t blame me…you are the one who “entices” people with partially nude pictures of yourself and “requests” for south park characters!!!

  8. Drew says:

    I knew you would find those pictures “enticing”. I put them up just for you Mo. :-)

  9. mo says:

    i just threw up a little in my mouth. thanks.

  10. Drew says:

    I’m here to help Mo, I’m here to help.