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Oliver is Ready for Episode III

“Look at me! I’m playing Star Wars. I am Darth-Oliver, I’ve come to scratch up your furniture and distract you with my cuteness. Check out my sweet Sith-like hood, yeah I know it is a fleece blanket, work with me here people, it is called imagination. So anyway I am all big and bad till those rebel scum take out their secret weapon, the suction starfighter (vacuum cleaner), it just turns my dark side powers yellow, gotta run!”